How to go out on a Date in Queens

Three disastrous dates are about to unfold in a restaurant in New York City. One is a blind date orchestrated by a self-proclaimed relationship guru who really doesn't know what he's doing. Another involves the manager of the restaurant, who hopes her boyfriend is about to propose but learns that he is focused on his plan to bet all of their savings on the Super Bowl. The third involves a bookie and his mistress and the fact that the mob is about to go after them. Can any one of these dates end on a pleasant note after chaotic beginnings?