South Park: Matt and Trey's Top 10

When a young boy makes the transition into manhood, he is blessed with certain physical attributes. In Cartman's case, he gets pubes.

A sexual-abuse scandal involving priests hits South Park and is taken all the way to the Vatican. In absolutely no connection, Cartman craps out of his mouth.

The boys get a new video game system and their plan for the foreseeable future is to play it! When the government steals their new Game Sphere, the boys will stop at nothing to get it back.

Stan is identified as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard and Scientologists converge on his front lawn asking him to lead them.

Cartman dresses up like a robot, calls himself AWESOM-O and moves in with Butters in a plan to learn all of Butters' secrets and then use them against him. While Butters is thrilled to have a new best friend, the U.

Kyle's parents are taking him and three of his friends to Casa Bonita for his birthday. Kyle chooses Stan, Kenny, and Butters to celebrate with him at Colorado's version of Mexican Disneyland.

The boys are transformed into Japanese warriors after they buy martial arts weapons at a local flea market. Their sworn enemy, Professor Chaos, confronts them and a highly stylized battle ensues.

Kenny is the only one of his friends to get the newest, coolest, portable gaming device and Cartman can't deal with the injustice of it all. When Kenny meets with an unfortunate accident and is only being kept alive through the use of a feeding tube, Cartman lobbies to let Kenny die so he can get his hands on the new toy.

The boys embark on a mission to return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store but their parents try to stop them to get back the "precious" porno they accidentally left in the box.

All of the fourth-grade girls idolize a rich, famous and spoiled socialite. They even have her brand-new toy set that comes complete with video camera, night vision filter, play money and losable cell phone.