Hansel & Gretel Get Baked

Hansel & Gretel Get Baked is a horror-comedy film from 2013, directed by Duane Journey and starring Molly C. Quinn, Michael Welch, and Lara Flynn Boyle. The movie follows the story of Hansel and Gretel, two teenagers who accidentally stumble upon the house of a seemingly friendly elderly woman who happens to be a witch. However, this isn't your typical fairytale with a gingerbread house, as the witch in this story is baking a special batch of brownies laced with a potent strain of marijuana.

Hansel (Michael Welch) and Gretel (Molly C. Quinn) are a couple of ordinary high-school students living in Los Angeles. One day, after attending a party, Gretel's stoner boyfriend, Ashton (Andrew James Allen), convinces them to buy some weed from a strange dealer named Santiago (Mike Korich). Santiago tells them about a legendary strain of marijuana called the "Black Forrest," which is said to be the best weed ever grown. He claims to have a batch that is being cultivated by an old woman known as the "Witch."

Ashton convinces Hansel and Gretel to visit the Witch's house in the hopes of getting their hands on the magical Black Forrest weed. When they arrive, they are greeted by the Witch (Lara Flynn Boyle) who seems like a friendly old lady. However, they soon discover that she is not what she seems. She offers them some of her famous brownies, which they eagerly accept. Little do they know that the brownies are laced with her special strain of marijuana, which has a potent and dangerous effect on anyone who ingests it.

Things quickly spiral out of control as the teenagers realize that they are trapped in the Witch's house, and the effects of the brownies start to take hold. They experience intense hallucinations and paranoia, and they soon realize that the Witch has more sinister intentions than just selling them weed. It turns out that she needs to consume young, healthy human flesh to maintain her youth and vitality. She plans to use Hansel and Gretel as her next meal.

As the night wears on, the teenagers must find a way to escape from the Witch's house before it's too late. The movie is a darkly comedic take on the classic fairy tale of Hansel and Gretel, updated for modern audiences with a stoner twist. The film's humor is derived from the absurdity of the situation that the characters find themselves in, as well as the over-the-top performance of Lara Flynn Boyle as the old witch.

Overall, Hansel & Gretel Get Baked is a fun, quirky, and entertaining movie that will appeal to fans of horror-comedies and stoner flicks. It's not a highly polished production but is good for audiences looking for a low-budget flick that delivers a few laughs along with its scares.