Beautiful Loser

Reginald Regineld is just a high school kid who has a set of parents who do not have the common sense to give him a normal name. Everybody who knows him calls him Ditto instead of his name. He is a bored kid who has no desire to do anything with his life. Ditto has been like that since he was 11-years-old. He gets through high school doing pretty much nothing, but then he sees the one girl who might change it all for him. He falls in love immediately upon seeing her and he is willing to do whatever it takes to win her heart. It might take years to win her heart, if her heart is winnable at all, but he is up for the job.