Melbourne is the last bastion of "The Progressives," a society shielded from the outside world by a glowing rainbow "virtue signal." When the shield begins to fail, an Aboriginal elder named Murray reveals the truth: the culture war was lost long ago, and only the legendary Victimhood can save them. Tasked with retrieving it is Pete, a downtrodden white man treated as the lowest rung of society. Joined by Murray, the vain Princess Stacey and Social Justice Warrior Lance, Pete ventures into the "real" Australia for the first time, discovering it's nothing like he was told