Dominick and Jeff find themselves harassed by their landlord and Jeff's crazy stalker Shaina, and so they head off to their local thrift store to cool off. There, they meet a mysterious ginger named Chris who claims to be the descendant of the great Atilla the Hun. Chris sells them his treasure map to Atilla's long lost treasure because he can't solve it's complexity. Dominick and Jeff solve the map and eventually find the treasure, which can give them everything they've ever wanted, but Chris has something else in mind.