Marvin's Plan

Marvin, a nerdy middle-aged man is, uh, not doing well. He has taken on a roommate to help pay the mortgage. He sells sperm to pay for his dates - dates that don't go very well. He is continually dumped. In the midst of his despair with his lot in life, Marvin decides he wants a child. He concocts an outrageous plan to find a woman with online dating who states in her bio that she is pro-life. Once they start dating he tells her her has a vasectomy (he doesn't), and of course, she gets pregnant. Only what Marvin doesn't know,is the woman he picked is married, and is just likes to fool around. And to make matters worse, a woman at the sperm bank where Marvin donates, has secretly stolen some of his sperm and impregnated herself. The clinker is that these two same women are married to each other - and pregnant from the same man.