Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things is a 1972 cult classic independent horror comedy film directed by Bob Clark. Well-known for its bizarre title and unique blend of dark comedy and genuine horror elements, the film remains an enduring favorite among B-movie aficionados and dedicated horror fans alike. Its storyline revolves around a group of theater actors led by a rather eccentric director who takes his troupe to a remote island to perform a frightening ritual. Though the movie packs in a bizarre storyline, it's the performances by lead actors Alan Ormsby, Valerie Mamches, and Jeff Gillen that create the most vivid impressions.

Set primarily on a deserted island that houses a cemetery used for burying criminals, the story catches the attention of the audience right from the start and gradually plunges into a deeper abyss of horror. Alan Ormsby, who is not only a lead actor but also the scriptwriter of the movie, plays the role of the eccentric director, Alan. He brings his cast to this eerie island for a night of horror-movie-inspired shenanigans.

However, unlike typical horror movies, 'Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things', stands out due to its masterful blending of horror and comedy. While the horror elements are prominent, serving plot-lines that are genuinely scary, there's effectively used humor that brings a lighter side to the otherwise terrifying plot.

Director Bob Clark is notable for his skillful direction, particularly his ability to balance various elements of the film to create a unique cinematic experience. The distinct mixture of belly-laughs and bone-chilling moments contribute to the film's cult status. There's a significant amount of suspense and build-up that plates up the thrill factor, making the movie appealing even though it's considerably older compared to modern-day horror films.

Alan Ormsby’s character is a standout, playing the self-absorbed theater director who can't distinguish reality from fantasy. Ormsby's over-the-top acting style is perfect for the character and provides an element of satire that distinguishes the movie from other horror films of the early 70s. Valerie Mamches as the heavily made up Val and Jeff Gillen as the good-hearted but gullible Jeff offer memorable performances that lend necessary support to Ormsby's flamboyant lead.

In addition to an intriguing storyline and excellent performances, the film is also known for its practical effects. Though modest by today's standards, the special effects work brilliantly to send chills down the viewer's spine. Long before the advent of CGI technology, the creators of 'Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things' rely on practical makeup and effects that add an eerie sense of realism to the undead beings.

The movie also boasts some unique and arresting cinematography that adds to its overall bleak yet surreal atmosphere. The film is rich with haunting visuals that beautifully capture the desolate and ominous feelings associated with the island setting.

On the whole, 'Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things' is a mix of horror, humor, theatrics, and a smattering of the absurd. It's much more than just a simple horror flick. It is a classic example of the horror-comedy genre that was groundbreaking for its time. The film takes viewers on a rollercoaster ride of emotions while successfully poking fun at horror movie tropes and clichés.

Whether you're a fan of the horror genre, independent cinema, or a seeker of the unique and unfamiliar, 'Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things' offers a distinctive viewing experience that holds up even four decades later. Its contrast of light humor combined with bone-chilling horror sequences sets it apart from other films of this genre, making it a notable piece in horror cinema history.