A mockumentary dark comedy where a camera crew follows four hitmen who end up being killed in the infamous Coda Teahouse Massacre. -Frosty (the new father), Lucien Mercy (the stay-at-home mom), Red Rick (the romantic) and his apprentice Lady Faith (the rising star). Years later, footage from the documentary crew emerges revealing how these four bungling psychopaths ended up dead in the criminal underground's greatest mystery.