Going on break for a bit. See you in 2010!

By pretending that my firing a nail gun into my hand in the show was really dangerous, I was morally implicating the audience. I've changed that...

We're going to dress up a cow to look like "Elsie, the Rare, Pigmy, Spotted, African Elephant" and vanish her in the P&T show...

What's the term for a person who was guilty of something, and then fixes it and then is very self-righteous about anyone else who hasn't fixed it?...

My wife went to a mentalism/magic show and came back thinking some of the tricks were real. And she's really smart and in the know...

Man, I wanted to make fun of Teller for picking a blind woman to watch a visual trick, but . . . he was right.

Who's on First, Johnny Fuckerfaster and Bowels No Move -- I love and hate these jokes. Teepee full of shit!

People who believe in god, at least a personal god who keeps score, can not be moral. They can be good and helpful and trustworthy, but not moral.

Some Atheist woman told me she broke up with her boyfriend because she wouldn't say there was proof of no god. She needs to go back to him.

I sang "I Am the Walrus" and it damned nearly killed me. Do you know how much energy it takes to make up for a lack of talent and skill?