The Onion Future News

The Onion Future News is an acclaimed news parody series from the celebrated satirical news network The Onion that goes where no news program has gone before, abandoning the traditional model of day-to-day reporting in favor of bringing audiences the news that hasn't happened yet, courtesy of an advanced satellite network that can see into the future. Throughout human history, advancements in technology have consistently resulted in a more-efficient means of news distribution. The printing press allowed for the earliest newspapers. Radio and television shows pushed news into the next generation, allowing for daily and live reports of the world's events. With the advent of the internet, news made the jump to minute-by-minute updating, and now finally viewers will be able to see the news that has yet to happen. An extensive network of wormhole satellites has established a connection with the year 2137, allowing reporters from the future to share these stories of a very different world. MORE